Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Vagina dentata.

 

You're going to stand there and lie to the entire Internet?? So not cool. Anyone who repeatedly tazes themself has absolutely no ability to say no. Fess up, coming clean will clear your soul.

 

I did last night

 

And you're still driving the death trap I bet

 

Pot, meet kettle.

 

I've been there. That's how I know lol

 

So..... I deliver to the retirement home down the street every Tuesday. Today a lady told me I can leave the donuts on the counter anymore. Told me to leave it in the office. Asked her what happened. She said a resident keeps taking them off the counter and taking it back to her room and eating them. Then sharing with all the other residents lol

 

Where is mall cop when you need him??

 

Kind of late today ...

 

Making the world safe for Gen1's. #Gen1LivesMatter !!!

 

Sometimes

 

Probably because pseudophed is an upper and your at a desk job. You feeling jittery?

Yes

My only vehicle

who brought pot?

 

Next time but the ingredients separate so you can lower your dose of pseudophed

 

I don't even know what that means.

 

Buy the "D" separate












Here we go

 

lul