Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

My crabs have super herpes

 

I hear if you shave one side, then light the other side on fire, you can stab them with a toothpick as they run out.

 

Lmao!! There is a hunting term for that...... When they clear one section of a field. Then they have dogs chase deer into it. Few guys with rifles blast anything that crosses

 

Apparently I need to make a public service announcement.

Don't use firearms on your junk!

Unless, of course, we all agree that your breeding ability must be curtailed.

 

All rental cars are Baja editions. @tex said so himself.

 

Is it still in the shop for the drunk driver?

 

yea :/

 

Wow that's shitty. Do you know what's wrong with it?

 

well they have only had it a week
but gotta do some body work and replace the gas tank/skip plates/ fenders and some paint..
so im not rushing them, I know they will do a good job :]

 

Morning

 

Hola señor

 

That doesn't sound very pleasant, we finally have good weather here

just hanging out before headed to work, gotta be in at 10 it's beer ordering day

 

Did you get all your stuff done?

 

Oh well that's good then. I thought they had had it for forever haha.

How's everyone been? Excited for the holidays?

 

Aw hell. That sucks.

Almost as bad as having to reinstall a new suspension kit in 2 months.

 

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/greeneggsnspams-gif-emporium.404633/

 

You can be this guy....
Watch "Making Beer From Scrapple: Craftwerk Dogfish Head" on YouTube
https://youtu.be/p7CSipqPHQo

 

This is a very true statement. Well...if not Baja then drift cars.