Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Made some the other day..

 

If I wasn't at work I would have been there.

 

Lol buy a sack!

 

... Why would I need two?

 

So we can eat.

 

OK Rich.

 

I'm not a hoarder

 

is this at your friends apartment by the church?

 

Nope, at the house

 

I'm not explaining this to sober Dennis.

 

Wait an hour then

 

With a billion dollars, I could get way worse.

 

Go ahead, think of the sense of accomplishment you will have.

 

It would be more of a pyrrhic victory more than anything else.

Where as most people are thought of as, for example, "Biscuits" and "drunk Biscuits", Dennis is "Dennis" and "Sober Dennis".

Sober Dennis doesn't make sense. Babies cry. People die.

Dennis solves all truck related problems, cures cancer, and bitch slaps Best Korea while supervising and holding a cigarette in one hand and a Budweiser in the other. His halo is a doughnut.

In Dennis We Trust.

 

Drunk Biscuits speaks well!

 

...I'm sober though.

 

Just noticed your truck description: "poverty charged." 1/10 for lies, 11/10 for making me blow air through my nose kind of fast when I read it.

 

confused by this statement