Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Morning everyone

 

I was on the sw side of town with my cousin. Thought it be funny to show him the ghetto prostitutes there..... well the joke was on me! Drove by 6 of them. 3 fat ones were naked from the bottom half.

 

Sounds like Dennis got his free show.

 

wtf, don't they know its cold??

 

Think I threw up in my mouth 3 times

 

Come on Dennis. Half off what the other girls would charge.

 

I think they were trying to "let it air out"

 

ew
ew
ew
ew

 

They got all hot and sweaty from the twerking they did earlier.

 

Oh....no...!! All I saw was a skimpy shirt, then her stomach protruding out, then a smaller stomach under that, and what look like meat flaps next.

 

I should have turn the music up then

((((Earthquake))))

 

I'll take you there one day. Just don't get out of the truck. The pimps might get a hold of you.

 

I dunwanna

 

Speaking of! There was a white girl working the parking lot. Too

 

In other non-morbidly obese news,

Finished booking the last parts of my trip to CO/UT for the summer. Awww yeah! Wanted to hurry up and get that done before they filled up on spaces, which almost happened at one spot.

 

But that's the way you have to go to get good Chinese food

 

nope. I can live without.

woo!

 

@Large

Went to order those brake clips from trdparts4u. They had them for about $2. But they wanted $11.69 for shipping.

My sides...

 

Ask rich to pick it up and ship it