Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

lady just walked in smelling so strongly of cat pee that I actually cant breath..

 

pretty much. and also my work is having a party. and im not invited because "someone has to answer the phones" -_-

today sucks.. 6.5 hours till im off and going toward $1 sangria.

 

How'd you end up with the short end of the stick?

 

...and it will now stick on you for the rest of the day...

 

Penis pump?

Ugh.

$1 sangria?

Damn you class, damn you.

 

Attached to the nose hairs...

 

because im the receptionist.
they need someone to sit here and greet people and explain to them that "no, they cant see you today they are partying"

it really is still trapped in my nose :[

mhm, yay Chelsea :3
$5 pitchers of sangria

 

upper levels of the school system
yay tax dollars.

 

Yay! I'm back in Houston.

 

Sangria and some breakfast sounds good right now..

 

You mean you could have gotten a better job?

 

5 dollar pitchers. ..?

 

Tazer test dummy

 

Thought they did that when they arrest people lol

 

Which guy?


Accept the one way ticket and we can make this happen!

 

@Stalker Don't forget that you need to pick out a tank top you like for Jambo. I'll get the screen printing or embroider done, but I need the tank first.

 

The one with free candy written with a marker. And a mattress for seats! Why yes.

 

And hat!

 

So the stickers or body paint ideas are just being thrown out??