Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

You're getting close, but you really need to work up your mall-crawler mindset. You drive to the mall, uncoil the winch rope, and wax it up there in front of everybody. Extra points for thickest and longest rope....

 

Stalker is rubbing off on you?
You have a cat, getting glitter, and next a jeep?

 

I have a cat.

I glitter bombed my buddies Yeep at Gilmer.



Shit was funny. He woke up the next morning to go wheeling and started looking around at all his tires to find that.

 

Speaking of ropes.... I think I started a new trend with my bumper rope. Lol I have seen two jeeps and a f150 do the same thing.

 

Lol is that the barefoot guy?

 

Unless they are hanging off the deer horns on your grill, eeehhhhh whateeevvver

 

@JStrider

 

That's a horrible trend.

 

Think of it as Truck Nutz for the front.

 

Maybe

 

Just sent out two emails to the higher ups. One of three things will probably happen; they'll not ask me to use my seal again, adjust my pay in some way, or fire me. This should be an interesting day.

 

I'm starting a new douche bag trend

 

Ahh, one of those days when you offer up your head to the ax instead of waiting for them to find it.

 

Your truck is the marketing tool for douche bag trends.

 

Definitely not my favorite thing to do. Five o'clock needs to hurry the fuck up so I can go wheeling and forget about this place for a while.

 

Your not supposed to hit send until 2 minutes before you shutdown and leave.

 

I'm OK with that

 

so pretty :3

 

O hai @Stalker

I leave work when I've had enough and just say F it. I'm usually there for twelve or more hours, so more often than not no one says anything.