Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Morning everyone

 

Step your game up

 

Please! Dude don't even have a front bumper! Guess he spent all his money on glass and a cage. He just took the bottom part of his bumper off lol

 

Lol that's my neighbors parking lot.

 

LT?

surface ain't too bad. Did a power slide without rolling

 

Dick! How did you know what my parking lot looked like?

 

Didn't see the front of it. But didn't look like it. The rears did

 

You should hear the things I tell him in person.

 

It's cool. I know where he lives

 

Good thing I'm drinking most of the time I see you. I don't remember or care by that time

 

Howdy.

Edit

That wasn't supposed to be a question.

That part of Pearland? Yes.

Petrol? We speaking British now? Cup of tea? Bollocks?

 

He has been watching to many top gear episodes

 

Well in that case I fully support the use of the word.

 

You tube of Netflix it!

 

you just described almost every house in Texas lol

 

Might as well switch to the metric system
While we are at it.

 

Soooooo all those times i was drunk and made an ass out of myself came back with a vengeance. Heading home after last call at northgate, I saw a buddy slumped on a bench, so drunk he couldn't operate his phone to get an uber. Offered him a ride and as we were getting in my truck......











He pissed his pants.

 

Lmao