Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Welcome to my world.. only 6 more months of this

Sent your money Dennis

 

welcome?
I've had this job for 2 and a half years.
you know nothing of boredom

 

Nope, you won't learn.

 

2 years? That's baby dick talk. Try 15 years in one place

 

15 years, that's micro dick talk. Try 24 years.

 

I'm not as old as you

 

yea yea, but your job doesn't seem boring??
I wanna smell like donuts all the time lol

 

Given your "lifestyle", your internals are...

 

Lol. I may have changed jobs but my previous ones were nothing to brag about either haha.

 

Lmao
That was funny!

 

My liver is older than a 90 year old

 

Well gym failed this week. Didn't even go yesterday. Ended up at the bar....

 

We're one day into the week.... Done already?

 

They say you tend to pick up habits with the people you hang around. After I stop going to the gym. I sat around drinking beer everyday with my cousins. Cousins that were jobless lol. The cousins I hang around now are lazy nerds. They don't leave the house or hardly leave their rooms!

 

Now I hang around with people that work out a lot. Get me back on the same path I was on 4 years ago

 

You need to be their leader. Get with it!

 

I just rather go for 5 days straight. Than to go for 2 days and sit out for 5 days because of rain. Then once I do that, no excuses for not going

 

Dark? You never heard of light bulbs? I think a man invented it some odd years ago

 

Fuck them! I helped those fuckers way more than I should.

 

I have a 1000 watt light bulbs that will make you feel like the sun right there.