Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

They do have a donut battle? On the food channel

 

Lolwut

 

It's free. So I got the app. Still don't watch it

 

I was pointing you at pornhub, catch up would you. Your braincells should be regenning by now gymboi.

 

Lack of alcohol to the brain..

 

Bingo. Don't have any green shirt so every fucker tries to pinch me is getting punched

 

Lmao!! Record every punch

 

It's called assault in the workplace.

Looks like you may be handing out a lot of lawsuits.

 

Put some green undies on that way you can just drop your pants as necessary.

 

Guess rich is going to put on his g string

 

I was going to send you some food. Seeing how your wife is depriving you of it. Lol but I figured she would open a box and see food, then throw it away

 

Lmao!

 

Classic Scooter.

 

You light weight.

 

Self defense

 

Well at least you have the option of loosing hair. lol

 

You brush your hair?

I only recently started using a brush and comb because of my beard.

 

You have the option. I can help you, have dremel.

 

I can't go more than 2 weeks without shaving it off, 20 yrs ago it was down to my waist