Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Dead in here today

 

They're not bad. Kinda looks like a chop top minvan though.

 

What should I do?
So I parked on the street at a neighborhood and truck got keyed. I was on the grass width of my tire. Guessed whoever keyed my truck left a note stating I'm on the grass and don't park there again or get towed and $2K fine.

 

Where was this?

 

Sorry just venting. I have a feeling I know who it is and just don't want the mess.

 

Fight fire with fire duh

 

Get em to write you a note or find something theyve written and if they have the same handwriting.... blammo! New paint job. I'm sure if it were a real infraction it would have been on a ticket with the municipal court address.

 

thats what he left. Cant be a taco owner for sure.

 

Looks like a pissed off house wife lmao!!

Go back and key the cars parked around you. That should narrow it down

 

What a piece of shit.

Fine example of the dregs of humanity.

I'd say more but getting banned isn't on today's to do list.

 

Do it! No one will tell

 

Is there a no parking sign? And I've never heard of a "state fine" for sprinklers on non government property. Go pee in their rose garden.

 

The sprinkler thing I know is true. I probably was on or near the sprinkler head. It's a parking spot I was in. Didn't block anyone from leaving their drive way. It's morning now and I can clearly see it now. front driver fender and driver door.

 

He/she did a bad job of keying! Lol

 

It's there paint is broken but that's not as big of a deal as having to think about this everytime I'm in the neighborhood

 

Sh!t just saw second note in trucks bed

 

Where is this place so I can park my truck on some sprinklers

 

Crawled under my truck this morning and found this





What could it be?

 

So why you park in the grass in the first place? Do you park there for school, work your residence, what?