Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Stalker · Apr 1, 2016

greeneggsnspam said: ↑

Ah. Good ole Texas City.
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it was fun
now im watching movies

Monster Coma · Apr 1, 2016

$612.75 if I rent the car, $288.42 if someone over 25 does it... 1 year apparently costs $325..

Monster Coma · Apr 1, 2016

Jk, went through my insurance instead of my employer and they waived the underage fee. Booked the car.

greeneggsnspam · Apr 1, 2016

Monster Coma said: ↑

$612.75 if I rent the car, $288.42 if someone over 25 does it... 1 year apparently costs $325..
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Get @Stalker to rent it.

Stalker · Apr 1, 2016

greeneggsnspam said: ↑

Get @Stalker to rent it.
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cuz im old!!

greeneggsnspam · Apr 1, 2016

Stalker said: ↑

cuz im old!!
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Monster Coma · Apr 1, 2016

scottalot said: ↑

READ!!!!

Forgot to tell y'all - So yesterday afternoon at work these two old ladies come into the showroom.. They're looking at samples asking me shit for like 30 minutes.. When one of them says to the other "I'm getting hot, feeling bad, I think we should go." Well, another five minutes goes by - both still talking their asses off - next thing ya know one covers her mouth and then pukes - sprays through her fingers all over the fucking place

I was like What in the actual fucking fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I went right out the door outside - thankfully they cleaned most of it up - then had the gaul to start asking about glass again
I said NOPE - we're done here. Locked up shop - had a beer and went home.

Then on the way home - I see someone lost a 50lb box of nails in the street - nails everywhere - cars driving over them crunching - I don't know how I didn't get one or 50
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TLDR

because_wumbo-truck · Apr 1, 2016

Stalker said: ↑

congrats @because_minitruck on getting a job! and goodluck staying alive through apparently boring ass training
also tell your friend that GCR doesn't make it to seabrook, and that's sad.

got to work today and the entire city block had no power (aka; city hall, the middle school, the high school, the admin building, and the public library) so I got to hang out in the dark for half an hour till the generators kicked on, then half an hour of that before the city woke back up ^-^
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Thanks. That's weird about you not getting 89.7 in seabrook. I was getting it in Freeport yesterday

Stalker · Apr 1, 2016

scottalot said: ↑

READ!!!!

Forgot to tell y'all - So yesterday afternoon at work these two old ladies come into the showroom.. They're looking at samples asking me shit for like 30 minutes.. When one of them says to the other "I'm getting hot, feeling bad, I think we should go." Well, another five minutes goes by - both still talking their asses off - next thing ya know one covers her mouth and then pukes - sprays through her fingers all over the fucking place

I was like What in the actual fucking fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I went right out the door outside - thankfully they cleaned most of it up - then had the gaul to start asking about glass again
I said NOPE - we're done here. Locked up shop - had a beer and went home.

Then on the way home - I see someone lost a 50lb box of nails in the street - nails everywhere - cars driving over them crunching - I don't know how I didn't get one or 50
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oh ew ew ew ew

TLDR version;
1. old lady projectile vomited on his place of work
2. someone tried to pop a hole in al his tires with 50lbs of nails

Monster Coma · Apr 1, 2016

I actually did read it lol

Biscuits · Apr 1, 2016

Monster Coma said: ↑

Jack, you gonna be free May 28-30th at all?
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I should. What's up?

greeneggsnspam said: ↑

Ah. Good ole Texas City.
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Fucking love this place.

Biscuits · Apr 1, 2016

because_minitruck said: ↑

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Thanks. That's weird about you not getting 89.7 in seabrook. I was getting it in Freeport yesterday
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Operator error.

Biscuits · Apr 1, 2016

scottalot said: ↑

READ!!!!

Forgot to tell y'all - So yesterday afternoon at work these two old ladies come into the showroom.. They're looking at samples asking me shit for like 30 minutes.. When one of them says to the other "I'm getting hot, feeling bad, I think we should go." Well, another five minutes goes by - both still talking their asses off - next thing ya know one covers her mouth and then pukes - sprays through her fingers all over the fucking place

I was like What in the actual fucking fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I went right out the door outside - thankfully they cleaned most of it up - then had the gaul to start asking about glass again
I said NOPE - we're done here. Locked up shop - had a beer and went home.

Then on the way home - I see someone lost a 50lb box of nails in the street - nails everywhere - cars driving over them crunching - I don't know how I didn't get one or 50
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That's straight up ridiculous. Poor Scott.

Stalker · Apr 1, 2016

Biscuits said: ↑

Operator error.
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it may be my 30 year old radio from goodwill also

Biscuits · Apr 1, 2016

Stalker said: ↑

it may be my 30 year old radio from goodwill also
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...that's funny.

357sig · Apr 1, 2016

Biscuits said: ↑

Operator error.
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She can be slow at times.

357sig · Apr 1, 2016

scottalot said: ↑

READ!!!!

Forgot to tell y'all - So yesterday afternoon at work these two old ladies come into the showroom.. They're looking at samples asking me shit for like 30 minutes.. When one of them says to the other "I'm getting hot, feeling bad, I think we should go." Well, another five minutes goes by - both still talking their asses off - next thing ya know one covers her mouth and then pukes - sprays through her fingers all over the fucking place

I was like What in the actual fucking fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I went right out the door outside - thankfully they cleaned most of it up - then had the gaul to start asking about glass again
I said NOPE - we're done here. Locked up shop - had a beer and went home.

Then on the way home - I see someone lost a 50lb box of nails in the street - nails everywhere - cars driving over them crunching - I don't know how I didn't get one or 50
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Sounds like am interested day. Lol

357sig · Apr 1, 2016

Stalker said: ↑

it may be my 30 year old radio from goodwill also
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Stalker · Apr 1, 2016

357sig said: ↑

She can be slow at times.
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since its Friday, you coming down to the texas city food truck thing?
I'm gong straight from work to sit at a trashy bar before it opens :3

Stalker · Apr 1, 2016

Biscuits said: ↑

...that's funny.
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357sig said: ↑

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its really hard to find a cheap radio!

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