Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Y'all better knock that crap off.

Sent from my evil secret base that only a few people know about, except my mom. But don't tell her what's going on. I don't want to have to deal with her nagging me "why are you always trying to act like a Machiavellian villain? Why can't you just get a steady job at a bank like Cheryll's son?" I don't want work at a bank. Be the change you want to see in the world, right? So what if my plans are nefarious. At least the change I want to make goes beyond breaking a hundred dollar bill. I swear. She can be so infuriating...

 

Lmao

 

....sent from your evil secret base using WHAT??

 

K

 

@Red , did you ever get your truck put back together?

 

There is so much fail in this post it makes me want to puke.

 

If you consider where she works, you'll see that she is actually ahead of many other gov't orgs.

 

haha yes well, I'm at work. and everytime I download chrome a fat IT guy comes in and tells me I must uninstall.

 

There was a cavalier with a batman sticker on the doors. I was going to take a picture of it for amy. But the old man walked out of the house lol

 

Oh I know. I was a tech guy for a school district for several years.

I'm way more tolerant of IE than I am of Dell.

 

Also saw a car with glitter all over it! @Stalker

 

well
it computer doesn't belong to me

that's nothing to say for the 'free' HP sittin in my livingroom

 

Wtf is going on in here today?





Sent From Pornhub

 

Getting your morning started off right

 

oooo! was it pretty?

 

Been driving it for a couple months now, I have to finish the plumbing for the compressor and it's good to go

 

Morning. Shit I'm late by almost two hours. Don't you hate it when you are late to work and the always friendly person sees you and tries to make a conversation with you bringing all sorts of attention? Anywhoos, Go Mavs!