Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

her dad already got them a hotel room
which means she also would be expecting me to get my own hotel room

 

Then she's not a friend.

 

Fuck that. Hotels on the river are expensive as fuck. Especially for one person.

 

mhmm.. and I really wanna go to jambo

 

nahh we've lasted 10 years now and more than half of it we haven't lived near eachother :]
im a pretty good pen pal ^-^

 

Easy, tell her white pumas/girls can't float.

 

Another one; tell her your relationship is now built on the written/typed word, and trying to move it back to a face-2-face relationship will risk losing it altogether, and you respect her too much to risk that loss.

 

Is she cute? If so, I'll take your place

 

shes engaged to a guy in London
sorry

 

But is she happy though?

 

very happy lol
she is trying to move there

 

Not a good idea, I've heard the London bridge is falling down.....

 

ew ew, she says its filthy

 

It is, I wouldn't even push Scooter into it.

 

Damn Carolina version of English.......

 

oddly I understood it
he was referring to a "hold my beer" moment

 

Yeah, but you speak "sober Dennis" so you are just an over-achiever.

 

Lmao!

 

ah well