Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

you get drunk?
ive never seen you drunk

 

well.. that would suck since they broke up and junk :[

 

Considering we are snapchat friends I'm guessing this is sarcasm lol

 

That's never fun.

morning

 

I've never seen you drunk. Just bar hopping lol

 

Snapchat is usually reserved for when I still remember what's going on haha

 

So are baby mama!

 

Shirtless hairy back guy across the street...
yall want to see??

 

because I'm irreplaceable?? how sweeeet

 

It came out nice. Shavings look like fake snow. Lol

 

youre having my baby?

 

Yea, I'm going to put something like that on top of my bed rack. To help deflect wind. That way it won't hit the spare tire on the tire gate.

Any idea of which one I should use?

 

no. im not having any bodies babies
my doggie got sick on my bed this morning, that's more than enough children for me

 

They all are.. until they aren't

 

Is it the same place it's always "hidden"? If so I'm gonna come throw a party at your place while you're at work.

 

That's probably to most useful post I've seen you make on TW.

 

yea, I don't move it
ya never know when someone may need a place to run away to

 

It's almost sig worthy.

 

Oh chit! I wonder if the sheet I just installed is uv protected

 

Homeless shelter.