Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Or just don't un-strap the boat and hope the trailer hitch holds lol

 

I've towed a 4 seater jetski that weigh 800 lbs. the small boat is about 1200lbs? shouldnt be a problem

 

Makes today all that more significant and special.

 

hmm only once really, lol. surgery doesn't count I don't think

 

https://sanantonio.craigslist.org/cto/5855657304.html

 

Happy Birthday @Large !!!!!!!!

 

Haha!!! Thats what i thought! Is she part of the deal???? No fine print

 

Hideous

 

Oh okay I tought you might be towing yatchs like other people lol. 7200lbs wet

 

Happy b-day @Red

Now how many bday spankings are you this year?

 

Same. And I married into a family that celebrates the SHIT outta them. I'm talking the adults now.. crazy

 

Wha? You don't like Thanksgiving. Hell, Thanksgiving is the best.

Lets see..
1. Eat like a pig
2. 3 NFL Football games on Thur alone!
3. Eat like a pig
4. Drink like a pig. A pig who likes beer.
5. NO PRESENTS!! ($$$ saved)
6. Eat like a pig
7. 3 day workweek bitches! Give it to The Man!!
8. It aint your B'day
9. Eat like a pig!
10. You can eat the neighbors food and get the hell out!! Then drink like a pig!

C'mon, what the hell you got against Thanksgiving!? I say "Thank you Thanksgiving for not being Christmas!"

 

Ok, I do like Thanksgiving lol. Just sucks because my parents are split (been that way for almost 20yrs) - So I always have to drive 2 different places. Now I am engaged - just added another place to go lol

 

I hear ya man. I married into a LARGE family and we host every year at my place. I love it but at least I stay home and rule the roost! (Cuz my wife says so..)

 

bought 3 freaking bags of candy last night to give to trick or treaters... And only had like 3 kids stop by lmao
Had a friend come over and carved pumpkins while waiting... Think it's obvious to tell which one is mine

 

I'm not sure exactly what I found at work, but it looks and smells like a watermelon patch.

 

Tell me about it. My wife and I both have divorced parents. I finally had just skip out on certain holidays with certain family.

 

Sucks man, Im not sure how we would fit it all in if her parents were split up...

 

If I could afford a boat like that. then I would be able to afford a bigger truck to tow it lol