Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

You have a lot of raking to do. if those leafs are falling like that

 

Kschindler94

 

I don't rake until the leaves stop falling!

 

Does the 94 represent the year you were born?

 

doesn't it always?

 

Yep.

 

#basicbitch lol or it could represent the 1994 3000gt I had !

 

94.... I was a freshman in high school

 

Having trouble convincing that asshole boss of yours??

 

Yea, my mom doesn't want to close

 

4 more days of work....

 

Y'all work Thanksgiving day?

 

You big baby! Hike up that skirt, grab some balls, and tell her what it is.....

But, can you let me know when you do this? I want to video you getting the "Mom-crap" slapped out of you as you run down the street with a pissed off Mom chasing you.

 

Somebody has to keep the power on for everyone cooking turkeys

 

You make propane, and propane accessories??

 

I mean if you have to have somebody else come light your propane burner and keep it on for you then i guess i could help but no, i meant keep the power on for those using electricity to bake their birds

 

She is pretty fast! not sure if I can outrun her

 

I like fried. mostly eat the skin. save the meat for the reSt of the people

 

Bones of fried turkeys make the best turkey stock for jambalaya.