Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

True. but it's locked up in the bed. not saying they won't be able to get it. but they will have a fun time trying lol

 

Seriously, this admin lady just had to bring in leftover BBQ this morning. Ate that shit for breakfast and NOW I NEED A NAP!!!!!!!!!!

 

A nap sounds great... I'm in jury duty.. zzz

 

Never had that yet

***knocks on fake wood***

 

Lol well this is my second time being called.. last time I didn't have to serve.. hoping for a repeat...

 

I had fun last year at jury duty. I got the be the foreman. GUILTY

 

What?

 

Flesh light. male sex toy

 

Windy as fuck outside

 

It is here also.... Came home to some missing shingles on my roof yesterday....Effing pissed. Crappy old ass house

 

Last time I had to go I went and saw people who checked in and then left. Found out they had requested to serve in courts close to their home(can't remember what its called exactly since it's been years). I did the same and they sent me to League City the next day. I was there about 45 minutes and then the case was dismissed because the guy decided to settle. Probably partially because he was talking to all the jurors in the hallway before his lawyer found him and freaked out. I would probably do it again since they assign you to simple one day cases and then you're done.

 

Not that. The other quote.

 

Mine took 2 days of the actual trial, 3 days including jury selection. Dude evaded police for about 4 minutes cuz they were smoking pot or fake... I don't recall. cop tried to pull em over on 288 for obstructed licence plate. cops had it all on video, dude kept acting like he was pulling over with his signal and then would speed up again, ran a stop sign on the feeder before stopping at a car dealership. I can't believe they even took it to trial. we delivered the guilty verdict and before the sentencing dude took the plea deal.

 

I've been called in a few times but the only time I got selected, the defendant plead guilty just as the trial was starting

 

When I was taking Government in college our class took a trip to the court house. My group got to sit in on a Murder trial. When the Defendant was escorted in he looked really familiar to me. They announced his name and then I realized he was my high school classmate. Crazy.

He shot another guy in a case of road rage. Such a same.