Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

fuck @Snorkie

better?

 

Fuck @BulletToothTony too

 

True, have to be careful with minivan drivers that carry sidearms.

 

I told Dylan yesterday since the Runner has a sunroof I feel like I should mount a small turret up there. Then I could stand up and blast stuff and then drive away.

 

Should just get one of these

 

Hmmmmm. Maybe. @Stalker I found a Jeep accessory you may need.

 

Would

 

Guaranteed to move you out of minivan category!

 

You rang?

 

I just got home and have a recall notice on the Runner about the airbags. They're "working on a solution" and in the mean time their solution is that I should just not have anyone ride in the front passenger seat. I refuse to cart people around like a chauffer with them in the back so if you get inside prepare to face death.

 

Go get a football helmet, and put a spike on the front grate. If the airbag deploys, they get to pop that mofo, and you get the enjoyment of them being in a helmet.

Oh, and I forgot, don't most kids ride in back in a minivan anyway?

 

Not sure about kids but pretty sure it will hold a body.

 

Who's drinking now?

 

Mee!!!! Blue Moon

 

That's a good beer.

 

So Sensi, but I still love you!

 

@Large