Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

lmk if it doesn't work out

 

Line starts here...^

 

Open a tampon and stick you finger in there.

 

Did you just do a search for girls that drink shiner?

 

wha? no. ew.
I just applied pressure and put on a starwars bandaid.. like an adult.

 

That bandaid isn't going to absorb as much blood as a tampon

 

lol it stopped bleading already!
if i loose a tampons amount of blood from the tip of my finger, im going to a hospital.

 

donut man talking about tampons makes me uncomfortable

 

Sorry

 

Donuts I have. Tampons I dont. Use to have some in my truck! Great fire starters for bbq and camp fires

 

how can talk of tampons make you uncomfortable?
its like the best thing ever
lets talk about this thing that signifies you are not gunna be a father

 

Thought that was called plan b? Aka breakfast in bed

 

I was more so talking about dennis making donuts and using tampons to soak up his wounds

 

Oh, I'm sorry, I don't know how that bloody tampon got into the kolaches

 

On purpose, so you have floss for after your done.

 

Lol you must have big gaps in your teeth to use that string to floss

 

I'll be honest, I've never tried.

 

I've used a tampon to stop up the drain hole in a cooler when we lost the plug. Worked great.

 

save the tampon. Use a coke cap