Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Not sure you can deduct all that anyway. If you do TurboTax it will walk you through it and tell you what you can/can't claim.

 

I think I can deduct anything work related. Food while working, clothes for work, tools, fuel ,... I should be able to deduct cell phone because a phone is required for work and a truck is required for work too so insurance should be a write off as well. Idk. I'm not gonna do anything illegal or lie but the government loves to fuck us for money daily. So I'ma fight back this year lol

 

I get fucked because I don't have kids or a mortgage. So I feel that. When I went in they wouldn't let me deduct a lot of stuff that you would think you could.

 

Well I'ma deduct anything work related and go with it. Hopefully it helps a little. Need to pay off a bill.

 

That's perfect. I swear if I saw a line of these going down the trail I would probably die laughing.

 

I just had an image of a convoy driving down 45 to Galveston

 

Itemized my taxes ! Went from $500 to $1,800 refund. Wooh!

 

If you claim yourself as your own child. You get another 2000 lol

 

Lmao I'm trying to stay legal and not get audited

 

Dont worry the IRS will get an anonymous tip

 

Out of the few billion people out there. I don't think they will come after your small change

 

Split half?

 

Idk. I've worked with a few people who have gotten busted lol. I ain't risking it. I just wanted $2k back to put towards the Datsun. I got close. I'm happy lol

 

I'll do half if i get some free D's donuts

 

I'll give you some Ds!

 

only if theyre D's nutz

 

Hidden falls carnage. Wheeled all weekend like this lol.

 

I am!

This is true.

And now I am lifted of all things, who would of thought.