Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

good. Now you know where my customer service level is

 

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Not the first time that's happen. Lol you will just have 13 little bags. Then when you ask for a plastic bag to put them all in..... sorry sir, we are out of bags.
Then when you get pissed and say I want my money back!
Sorry sir we don't do refunds on food.

 

Then pay in pennies, which you count out one at a time.

 

You have a coupon for D's Nutz??

 

I'll have a sign written before he even counts to 5. Sign says.... no pennies for payment! Lol

 

Stop acting like you own the place!

 

You never played shop owner as a kid? Same same

 

I don't have anything to say..... I'm speechless

 

That will get you a discount!

 

Boob money is the worst. Also, people paying with boob money tend to get offended when you use hand sanitizer directly after taking their cash.

 

Consider who is receiving it...

 

I play gynecologist with my girlfriends.

 

Oh, dead in the middle of summer time... that heat and humidity!

 

I would be trading out those little latex gloves for the veterinarian gloves that go up to your shoulders. This is assuming that I don't have time to have myself completely laminated first.

 

Sound's like you need to get that pimp hand out. Those girls hiding money from you!

 

Fuck Amazon... It's like the only website on the history of earth ever that doesn't accept PayPal