Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

My son wanted pizza from the pizza joint. Went there and had a few beers. I had my vape with me. The manager walks up Nd says, just to let you know, you can't vape in here. Ok cool I already new that. Anyways fast forwar! I was about to walk out of the rest room. When the manager open the door, holding a vape pin in his hand. Also trying not to exhale right in front of me. no baking? But you can vape thc?

 

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good morning

 

Moenin!!! ​

 

ive got me a stalker

 

Darn tootin!!!


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"Tonight on 'when the stalker becomes the stalked'"​

 

haha
im serious!
someone left presents outside of my apartment door..

 

Oh snap!!! I thought you were kidding haha

Anything good???

 

the best of things
a monster (probably poison)
and dog treats

 

Wow!!! Not sure what to say.....

Any cameras?

 

Sounds like a nice stalker lol

 

nope!
but im assuming it wasnt malicious.. since its the flavor monster i drink

 

She lives in pearland but wanted to goto the beach in her jeep.

So I drove to her place, helped her take the top off (giggity), and this is when the fun began.

It's a topless jeep on 37" mud graps so obviously it's gonna be a loud ride. But she had the music at max where talking was nowhere near an option. During the entire. 1 hour drive. Since jeeps can't go above 50 apparently.

Fast forward and we have arrived in Galveston beach. I love the beach so I'm having fun still.
We drive on said beach ANDDDDDD... don't even get out... she says she hates the beach cause it's trashy and just sits on her phone. For like an hour.

Alrighty time to go home

Another hour of loud music and no talking later

We get back to her place which is also her parents place. Goto her room to watch a movie and it's a mess. I'm like dang you ever clean or what lol. She said no and that she doesn't like cleaning

Oh..okay...

Alright time to get comfortable to lay down.

She starts complaining cause she doesn't have clean clothes cause her mom didn't do her laundry... I'm speechless at this point. But whatever. I made the drive. I survived the jeep. I can do this.

Let's watch a movie !
Yay!

Movie starts... she cuddles up next to me and grabs my hand to hold it.

About 10-15 minutes in and she gets up. And sits on her phone playing clash of titans or whatever. The whole time.

I legit don't think she asked me a single question or tried to start convo the whole time.

Movie ended so I used it as an excuse to dip and go home. I goto leave and she leans up for a kiss (She's 5'1 lol short lil thang ) and says she hopes I come see her again soon.

And as I'm driving home she texts me saying I'm perfect and "drive safe baby"

Nah bitch. I wanna drive offf a cliff cause you weren't worth the toll bills Ima get for waisting my time with you.

Ohhhh and remember the laundry stuff? The chick is 24. Twenty. Four.

 

Lol'd

 

Is it a grey jeep? With a huge ass lift

 

nah.

good luck on your next one!

 

Yes

 

both?