Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I didn't die, but I flew for sure.

 

Some sorority girl across the street was having trouble taking the top of her Jeep off so we helped her. She had 7 other girls out there trying to get this thing off. Oh, and:

 

That's a lie!

 

#savage

 

Emphasis on the word "probably"

 

Is there some code to decipher this thread? I check it every now and then, and it's the most nonsensical gibberish.

Here, I'll try...
Cat tree anus.

 

Indeed.

 

Drove down to Big Shell Beach on PINS today - about mile 25

The shells were underwhelming

 

Where are all the jeeps?

 

AF

 

You and prego jeep chick didn't go to the dirty beach weekend?

 

Prego chick and jeep chick are two diff chicks.

I actually got trapped into sleeping in her (jeep chick) RV last night lol. Cause there's a dirt bike race event going on this weekend at my buddies land that we used to go mudding at every time it rained back in high school days.

She's working as a EMT out there.

I Went out there to see what's going on and drinking. It was time to go and the gate was locked so I was fucked lol.

 

Too far for Jeeps. People are probably about a half mile to a mile apart by the time you get to mile 20.

Would definitely want extra fuel to make it all the way to the end of the island.

 

Is that Tomball auto glass?

 

Tomball Tinters. Text this dude if you want a quote. Tell em you got his number from Kase

 

Will do! Thank you...I'm a tomball local as well.