Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Don’t forget your sister too

 

My sister has no teeth and batshit crazy. So you got yourself a winner

 

Must run in the family

 

Oh yeah I'm freakin crazy for sure. Five years in the military would do that to somebody. BTW, you're not from the middle east are ya?

 

Would Sunday be too late to make this run? Saturday is a possibility but I can guarantee Sunday.

 

The dumpster fire that is the HBS thread has achieved another milestone: facilitating inter-family/swinger hookups.

Who knew rednecks could be so imaginative with where they deep fry their corndog?

 

No idea, I am going to PM you the cell number of the Baytown contact.

Not sure what @SMKYTXN wants to do though?

As long as it gets to Baytown to that drop of, then that is fine. It won't get from there to me for a week or a few.

 

If @Biscuits is busy until Sunday and that doesn't work out @MellyMel is working on moving out of my house all weekend so if I can get it from @SMKYTXN to me sooner then she can pick it up here.

 

I mean... that would work...

But it is two front fenders and a snorkel?

That is who Biscuits would be taking the stuff to anyways.

 

@CarmenSanDiego

If that would work and if @Biscuits isn't able to, then that would work and Mel could just get them from you at her house and make it easier for people.

Just two fenders though.

 

I mean if it doesn't fit in my Runner it won't fit in hers but I can always use @RedNeck D big ass diesel if need be.

 

It may fit in the back of the 4runner, don't think they are super big honestly, hell... bout the size of a floor mat.

 

Hey y’all, not sure you already know but Sunday, Dec 10th is the last Austin Cars and Coffee event being held at the Oasis. We’re throwing down hard for our own Tacos and tacos, and y’all are welcome. A bunch of folks from Houston and San Antonio are already coming. We’re going out with a huge meet with lots of food, and lots of friends.

Not only are y’all welcome to come join the lineup, but if you need TW stickers I’ve got the hook you up. Stay tuned to the Austin BS thread for details as we get closer to the date.

See you then!

 

Only middle I’m in is between your mom and sister

 

Just quit man. You're impressing no one and looking like a ignorant keyboard warrior. The guy isn't even talking shit back so idk why you're still going.

 

I thought "Your Mom" jokes died in jr high?

 

Why don’t you mind your own business

 

I think it might be tough love

Now yall kiss and make up

 

Ah hell.....