Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Lol
This just reminded me of my
Sister in law. When talking to her daughter she refers to Santa as ‘Fake Santa’.

 

let' say... Santa is the horse..

 

Saw a Dodge Demon in the wild last night at the Kemah meet. It was interesting. One guy walked up to the owner and told him "Hand me the keys and tell me how much you want for it".

 

Man you're never gonna finish the supratruck

 

I am. I'm just waiting on deals to pop up for what I need for that one

 

Is there a wait list for it?

 

Very limited supply and a wait list plus ridiculous dealer mark up from what I understand.

 

Hey guys I'm going to be heading to Austin on Friday so if anyone needs anything TW expressed up there(to coffee and cars)or back to Houston let me know!

 

^^^^

This, unfortunately, too many people with too much money and not nuf sense. Would be fun to drive, but not worth the money.

 

Not going to day trip it to C&C??

 

Doesn't dodge have a anti dealer markup program or did that never go through ?

 

What's a dodge demon?

 

Nah. Ive got a friend who lives in Round Rock so I'm going up Friday to hang out with her a few days and then hit C&C on the way out.

 

A Dodge Challenger with slicks in the rear. Skinnies in the front and boosted to the moon basically.

 

It's a demon that eats Christmas trees for breakfast

 

I hope you tell your son that santa is amazing lol

 

Just saw this in academy. In any of y'all every buy this, I'm gonna slap y'all. A yeti 5 gallon bucket? The fuck

 

Let me guess....$300??

 

I hvae no idea lol like I'm all for yeti coolers and keeping ice for days. But a fucking bucket? Cmon fam lol I can get buckets for free at work and put a strap on it if that's what people want these days