Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

We're friendly types, plus you smell of yeast and flour.

 

Next time I'm going to ride with a bag of donut wholes.... throw them at you

 

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You'll have to get in front of me first.

 

To easy. Big Bertha has 106ci....

 

"ci", damn 'mericans!!!

Well then, with 106 you're going to be really embarrassed getting whupped up on by 46.

 

1800cc...

 

Now that I think of it. I'm going to carry a box of donut wholes and throw it st random people

 

You can then have a cool tombstone....

"Poor Donutman, shot while tossing donut holes at random TX trucks."

 

It's ok. I shoot back

 

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Good thinking! That way it sticks to the windows

 

This lady went crazy about 20 mins ago. She parked in the parking lot across from me. Then put the car in reverse and backed up into the street blocking traffic. She just sat there when I took that picture. She finally backed up and drove off.


Until a customer asked what's going on by buccees?? I looked to see pearland pd had stopped her as she was pulling out.

 

Drinking early, or still buzzing from last night?

 

Those fenders need more bacon action, u ain’t about that stance lyfe

 

The passenger rear has bacon

And you're correct. I don't do stance. More....static

 

Hey can you post a pic of your donut spare?

 

You should’ve walked over to the police with boxes of donuts lmao

 

anybody in houston have a 17" wheel for a tacoma they want to sell/ get rid of ? I looking for a full size spare set-up

 

Happy Opening Day y’all!