Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

It's right here by my my work on 518.

 

Right there by Taco Bell. Just make sure you don't get confused and go to the wrong place.

 

Younger and faster

 

This is making me hungry

 

You started it

 

I guess that's true. I didn't get breakfast today. Need to get me some kolaches

 

Y’all are fucked up if y’all are dragging Taco Bell down. Their fries are awesome

 

It's true though. Compared to my youth, I'm a homebody.

Thank you, I'll have to check it out!

I've been accused of worse...

 

Had it yestersay. I think next to the dog food type of meat. Its probably healthier than subway. Cause nothing is deep fried

 

Married life

 

Just barely! That should be a concern for you,,, but considering that you drive the mid-life crisis mobile, I guess it's about right.

 

You need to get laid, even your taste buds are all backed up.

 

Married life is awesome.
House is always clean
Dinner is always made
Clothes are always cleaned and folded
Ask for a sandwich and a sandwich appears.

 

Apparently I should get married so I don't have to do any of this anymore.

 

Apparently you need access to Phill's time machine where you can get back to the 50's.

 

I didn’t say I don’t do any of this.

 

Now I get it! SHE says all those things, and YOU are jumping.

That's different, and that's OK.

 

If that's the case are you interested in a second wife? I come with no benefits but I can give you my address so you can stop by and clean once a week and do some meal prep.

 

Happy 4th everyone

 

Happy 4th to you as well, and a great looking rig!