Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Idk where he was from lol. He bought the RTT and then came back 5 minutes later asking if the cows were ours behind the house and if they could take pictures of em.

“Whats his name?”

“Her”

“But he’s got horns”

“That’s literally her baby next to her”

“Whaaaaaaaaaa”

 

I've had this same conversation before almost exactly.

 

I just don't like cockroaches.

 

I just like Longhorns. They're badass. Useless or not.

 

My sister has a baby longhorn she will sell you if you want one.

 

You better call ahead and see if they have an air compressor there.

 

Backyard is surely not large enough to accommodate a longhorn....plus, goddamn HOA probably has rules against it. That's about the only thing I say blows out here. Damn HOA's are stupid. I'm still waiting for a letter cause I never requested permission to fly my flag. I've always religiously flown an American flag on Sundays. Don't ask why.

 

My work is almost directly across the street and someone might be there if he has to air up for the ride home.

 

I’m from California, it’s a “comfort” animal!

 

I have one on the truck
And z
Need one for the vette

 

Now you're in texas. You have to fly the stars and bars!!

 

Stars and bars is the US flag. The Texas flag is the Lone Star Flag which is where Lone Star State comes from.

 

Not to be mistaken as the Battle Flag or Navy Jack.


Stars and Bars

 

When I moved here I said woodlands and not the woodlands and my HR lady flipped out. She was like it’s “the woodlands” it’s a big deal out here. I was ok what ever. Then I talked to a couple other people and said people from the woodlands are very proud of it. The question I have is, is it a city or is it Houston. Like I thought cypress was just a area but it’s a different city.

 

Ha! I never thought about saying The in front of Woodlands. Guess it was just second nature to do so. But yes the Woodlands is a city. So is cypress and houston. Most people from around houston will just say they are from houston just because its more known

 

It’s all Houston. Houston proud from the Woodlands to Galveston, from Katy to Baytown.

 

Correct!

 

Yep, it's the Confederate Flag.

 

Fresh cream filled donut

 

Ya when I bought our house that’s when I found out Cypress was a city. My bro in law says he lives in cypress but address says Houston . My says cypress.