Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

They bought 'em at the fish market.

 

that's some shit I would do

 

They prob had a boat and used the TCD boat launch. I’m telling u ain’t no GD fish off the rocks

 

A speck that size u def wade fishing on the bay side or boating. No way that’s inshore

Boyds just posting that so you’ll buy more bait

 

I'd even hook it and throw it in the water. Have pictures taken with it

 

When I go night fishing for sand trout. There are

 

I don't go to the Dike anymore really since they started charging.

 

They dont charge after 9pm?

 

If I'm going out anywhere after 9PM it's not to the sketchfest that is the Texas City Dike.

 

It's fine when I go lol

 

Did you use a marker?

 

That doesn't leave the same Mark's!

 

So true. But a marker leaves dick outlines !

 

I'm going to read this in the morning and be like...wtf??








Sorry. I've been drinking

 

You are also a guy so you're probably safer.

 

You dont think I'm pretty enough to get kidnapped?

 

They don't kidnap you because you're easy to find. We would just have a bloodhound sniff a donut and find you like 30 minutes later.

 

What if I showered before the kidnap?

 

I think it's in your blood now.

 

it is.