Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Something like this
https://youtu.be/M9MVY8swO5M

 

Just noise, rain, and sat TV interruptions.

 

Remember to flush twice,,, it's a long way to Houston.

 

My parking lot turned into a lake last night . It was about a foot away from the front door.

 

Time to put up the For Sale sign, beach-front property!

 

Only if you come here and sunbath in a two peice bikini

 

You like my moobs Big Boy??

 

Not for me. But it might be a selling point

 

Cause most if the year is to cold or covered in snow. You can ride long

 

My neighborhood flooded with 3ft - 4ft of water. Had to rescue some neighbors.Went out this morning and water has gone down

 

Your house was good? Kudos for helping others!

 

Not sure if y'awl have seen this. I like to see rain amounts, and they track a bunch of rain gauges here. You have to add Fort Bend and/or Brazoria into the gauge list, but it's good info. You can see last night's activities nailed Sugerland area with 8-10 inches of rain, while Pearland and some places east are in the 4-6 inches of rain.
https://www.harriscountyfws.org/

 

Yes we are fine, the water reached halfway up the driveway.
There are several low spots in my neighborhood where water got high. Most passenger cars couldn’t make it.
I’m glad I could help my neighbors. We most all get along.

 

I'd take that class in a heart beat.

Damn son. Good on you!

This is a gold mine. Thank you for posting it.

 

In other news....



https://www.cbsnews.com/news/buboni...h-kills-couple-in-mongolia-eating-raw-marmot/

 

No thanks I’ll stick to cheeseburgers lol

 

Anyone got stock spindles they want to trade for 4x4 lift spindles?

 

Dude nice, thanks!

 

Sup youston