Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I used to have one like this. I enjoyed that car very much.

 

Hey Cap how do you like these AC knobs I made?

 

That’s awesome

 

PM sent.

And I think I love you. #nohomo

 

You realize how difficult you're making life on him don't you? He's going to have to ensure he stays behind a desk to hide that chubby you just gave him.

 

True. I am saluting.

 

This dude at work literally just said “I wonder who would win in a war. America or Russia. You never hear about Russia having millennials and shit like us. I bet they would kick our ass”


“Bruh. When the fuck was the last time you went to Russia or have Russian stuff on your social media?”


“Never. But you’d hear about it on the news if they did. People don’t even join our military anymore. America is just a pussy now”

 

You should ask if he's ever been in the military. If not call him a pussy lol his words.

 

I do that shit all the time lol starting to realize that’s why people don’t like me

this old dude was saying how dumb kids are for texting and driving (which I agree with) but the day before said he used to do 120-130mph in his 18 wheelers. He’s full of shit I know but I was like “how the fuck you gonna brag about driving 120 in a big rig and then say kids are dumb for texting and driving” and he just stopped talking to me lol

 

Bruh

 

Hypocrites. They’re everywhere lol

 

You finally stopped texting and driving? Look at you all grown up!

 

PFT needs to graduate to watching movies while driving.

 

That’s easy

 

if you are interested, here is the history of the knob design

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/replacement-ac-knobs-3d-printed.540289/

 

Go rays!!

 

Wanna make a bet? if Astros win the world series or kot

 

My murica lift straps looking reall Puerto Rican ...

 

Maybe.