Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

you want her crying ready to slit her wrists or just leaving you alone?

 

She doesn't have to leave me alone, il knock the bottom out of it but I can't stand the fact that she thinks that way about her bf dying in the future.

 

yeeeeeeah. i had a friend whos husband was killed in a suspicious motorcycle wreck and when she got the life insurance money it was new boobs, limited edition challenger, main/pedi/hair done every week......

 

He's a lone star paramedic/volunteer ff he isn't rolling in the doe but he's supposably getting on with some big fire department soon and having her think about the life insurance through the department he's in is fucking heartless.



But on a lighter note I wanna Eiffel Tower her

 

if it's a devil's threesome, it has to be a wobbly h. touching is weird in a dude/dude/chick arrangement.

 

Hookah and Moscato. You know exactly what you're doing you sly son of a bitch

 

I think she is a great candidate for make a mockery of.

 

gf revenge dot com. nsfw hence no link

 

Sound like you like your 1080 p porn

 

i dabble

 

sloppy thirds

 

Who ever gets here first can have her

 

You hear that knocking sound at the door, thats Kase

 

It's not knocking, it's tap tap tap! Lol

 

i thought it'd sound more like scratching. i've heard crabs are itchy....

 

Don't cut the bracket, just unbolt it. The center one that is in the way. Just supports the headlight bracket it's attached to. The oil cooler has its own mounting place on the cab of the truck. Then the grill should sit right on top of the winch

 

Those are big fucking crabs if you can hear them