Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

This is bullshit

 

29 degrees. That's how cold I like my beers

 

Sad day yesterday


Cant make this shit up!
My cousins bf joined a motorcycle club... and didnt even have a motorcycle. Didnt even know how to ride one. He showed up with a prospect best. Which seem to be a little early I thought.
But anyways! He then goes out and gets his m license and buys this 28k used harley. First time rider..... he said harley is going to deliver the bike to the house. Cause it's their policy that you cant ride it off their lot. the bike sat in the garage for 3 months. This guy takes it out for the first time and lays it down. First he says someone cut him off. Then he says the battery died... now it's the battery died and he ran into the guy that cut him off. The bike sat in the garage for 4 more months. Then I get a text asking me to pick up the bike and fix it.
I had this bike for over 6 months. Never had it on a charger. Cause the "battery dies". It started right up 6 months later. even the tow truck driver said they told him the bike was broken and didnt run. So I started ut for him and he said wow. so they had the bike for over a year. Only made 3 payments on it. Then stopped payment and cut off insurance. Now they surrender the bike back to the finance company.

 

What a shitshow!

Time for a discussion with the cousin over BF choices?

 

There has been many discussions about that dumb fuck. Ain't nothing going to change. He all bullshit. And I call him out all the time. This bike was fill to the top with bullshit

 

That’s a beautiful bike tho

 

Was. Funny cause the prospect didnt even want to ride it one last time. Lol

 

He wasn’t about that life then. Real biker would’ve vin swapped or something and just kept it.

 

I knew someone that as going to do that. But they caught me off guard that same day

 

Holy chit it’s a beautiful day out! Get outside y’all!

wife and I did a chill 13 mile ride.

 

My son an I did 3 miles hiking through the woods looking for deer antlers and squirrels.

 

AWESOME!!!


I miss the hiking we used to get in Commie-fornia!!

Glad to see you out and about with the kid!

 

Full disclosure, I started in the garage.....but couldn’t let the day get away. These days are priceless in Houston!

 

That Oklahoma water must have something in it. You're son got so much taller since I last seen him

 

I was outside drinking at 2 different bars out in the patio

 

I guess the foot is healed up enough?

 

For real. He out grew all his jeans in like 2 months from moving here.

 

Yes sir! But I've been walking on it even with the cast on. The cast started breaking the second day lol. Then I took off the cast and had one my combat boots. Now I'm in my running shoes. But I cant run

 

He'll be taller than you!

I taller than my dad and my son is taller than me lol.

 

When we left Kemah last night we went to another meet on Bay Area and it turned into a shit show so fast I was like "why didn't I just go home and watch live PD?"