Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

No. This was my little cousin. She passed away from lupus? At 28. With this stupid virus and shit. They couldn't get her meds. So she said I'll just take a nap and see how I feel when I wake up. Then go to the doctor. Well, that was the last time she took a nap.

 

Holy shit man, that's awful. I'm so sorry to hear that.

 

· The Governor of California, Gavin Newsom, is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.
· The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.
· He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
· He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
· The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
· The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.
· The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.
· The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
· The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re the nature of coyotes.
· PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state.

TEXAS
· The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
· The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
· The buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.
GOD BLESS AMERICA

 

Oh shit. I thought that was a real story!
Fuck California. And fuck this Harris county mask law!

 

This should help all chicks with butter face get more dates for 30 days

 

I see more crime starting with mask and gloves

 

Easy fix for you, stay out of Harris county!

And, yes, hard to identify the perps with mask, gloves and side arms basic TX dress code.

 

But harris county is where I'm drinking at.

 

You finally went 6 inch lift?
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Yup, long-bed mod, lift, bushwackers, bro tires/wheels and put the chrome back on the doors and tailgate,,, plus entering the asshole parking club.

It's so ME!

 

So, who has the blue 2nd gen in the Alvin area with a snorkel and the tractor snorkel topper? Was riding the scoot yesterday and saw it.

 

Like Xmas morning when you unwrap the presents and find out you got socks......

 

Yea. But you leave it unwrapped! Keep it a mystery

 

Look at this baby lobster
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That mofo is going to suck your head and pinch your tail.

And not in that good, fun way....

 

Dont tease me with a good time

 

Its lunch time!

 

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Poor mouse! You're promoting animal cruelty. I think you need another ban to think about your actions and reflect on the proper way to handle them....