Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

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We will stop at 4 or 5 kids. No more babies after I turn 40.

 

Lucky!

 

Damn! Y'awl are way separated, how are you getting the same delivery man at your houses??

 

Got a 2 month old now and this the most annoying shit ever. I’m already over it.

 

Depends on if you're a baby person, if not, once they get to somewhere between 1-2,,, walking, talking and can tag along with what you're doing as opposed to you babysitting, it gets better.

 

Wait until they're 13 and start calling you "boomer."

 

When and where??

 

One a year till you turn 40!

 

Amazon prime

 

Tying to, but its averaging to 1 every 2 years.

 

Lmao

 

I read this as you only get to celebrate your birthday once every 2 years?

 

That's where you're wrong. Baby comes out. Daddy goes in!

 

Heading to Austin this morning to go look at a motorcycle.

 

Details, need details!

 

Has 2 wheels and is a dual sport? That's about all I was given.

 

Got it. You’re along for a road trip.

 

Yep! It was in a cool little RV park/tiny house community. 1992 Suzuki DR350s is what it is. Looks like a dirt bike to me.