Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I miss you

 

Anyone need a 4x4 actuator??

 

I miss you too hot stuff.

 

you know how to make a grown man blush

 

I suspect your definition of "grown" is quite questionable....

 

Is that a short joke?

 

Cashew

 

Never! I'd never attack your physical attributes....

It was a mental attack, you know "I may grow old, but I'll never grow up" thing. Like me.

 

So he's an expensive curly nut??

 

Is the a penis joke?

 

Oh I think I read it correctly lol

 

On another note.
Figured I do my ONE great deed of the year. By telling this nissan altima he has very low air pressure in the rear tire. Pulled up next to him doing 70. And the guy thought I wanted to race? So now he is doing 90 so I let him go

 

Mad max 2012?

 

I can’t believe that thing is still running. I used to see it all the time commuting into Houston around 288/610. Seeing it made me definitely keep my distance as it didn’t appear that they cared what it looked like.

 

Oh, they care. They just don't care what your car looks like.

 

Oh yea! With all the stolen street signs, think there is a old telephone glued to the trunk. Lol

 

Well he doesn't care what your opinion is.

 

Hey, just changed things up on my truck with a SmartCap and am selling my Diamondback SE cover. Fits 3rd Gen, 5ft bed. Perfect condition, no issues. Looking for $850.

 

No flounder for tx!?!?

 

Time to get the 'good morning' circle jerk off to a good start