Houston BS Thread

mornin swampy. how are things in your neck of the bayou?

 

I'm this close to going down the the truck, grabbing the quad, and just buzzing cubicles. was all excited to try out the FPV after work since the wind finally calmed down.......and now it raining. can barely see a block away.

 

i dont see a problem with that

 

Find a mudding spot it's legal if we get caught

 

* if we don't get caught

 

wut? if it's legal, there is not getting caught????

 

God damn.

I don't know if I can do this weekend. Slight chance I'll have Saturday morning and afternoon free but I need to confirm. Have a few things (Satoshi, KC lights, Carrier bearing drop) to do but nothing major.

I dunno. His doughnuts bring all the boys the to yard.

Mmm cake. Saw a kit kat/Reece's peanut butter cup/ chocolate covered strawberry cake the other day. An artery seized up just looking at it.

Surprisingly there was but nothing bad happened. And the more Dennis drank the more helpful and correct he became.

Elbows too pointy and eyes too squinty. 0.5/10.

Punch yourself in the dick for saying that. THAT mentality will prevent you from getting 10's. Nothing else.

I have never heard this term before. I was thinking "too Jersey".

Want to know how I know you're lying?

The 2017 Ferrari f820 Texas spyder has only 1.7brazillion horses. And I'm the Stig's non-fat American cousin and he said you're gay.

PZOWNED BIATCH.

Twister anyone? Y'know with Bill Paxton, a red dodge ram, and balls with propellers on them?

Anyone?

No one wants to know what Brett has seen you do.

Unless it's free.

The more ghetto the better. I carry a sharpie around w me in case the eyebrows begin to fade or the chola's expression needs to change.

Although Jen's ass is nice, the ass in the picture looks PS'ed. Look at the area immediately surrounding the curvature of the butt.

Just because you created a baby doesn't mean you aren't gay. It's all a charade.

I keed.

Back in HS we would have a "slump buster" before hitting on gorgeous girls. Made things easier.

plz.

I am quite interested.

Imitation is the greatest expression of admiration.

CotDAMN. I've got tools. Gitcho ass down here.

As long as it's in checked baggage you'll be fine. I've brought tools out of state many times for work. Just no chainsaws. It's carry on that you have to worry about.

I have zee toolz.

We had the finger in ass discussion yesterday. Bring a cup. Might want to bring a pitcher if you like fists.

I will pay a good deal of money if the lights are rainbow and the gauge face is this guy:

Howdy

 

please don't wheel illegally. gives us all a bad name. there are plenty of legal places to go.

 

Like the in-law's River Oaks front yard.

 

It's all good. I'm all set to use Rich's driveway on saturday. I'd be happy to lend a hand on your projects though, whenever you get around to them.

 

yeah thats the base f820 the one im talking about is the scuderia
twister was good or atleast the parts i can remember seeing as how iwas like 6
its free
wtf is a slump buster?

 

? im in dfw?

 

Thanks man! Just let me know!

It's a slow going-after work process. Taking the grill off tonight to start on the Satoshi and going to make measurements to see if the bracket I have works to mount the KC lights without issue. I briefly thought about buying a light mounting bracket from BAMF but I can't justify the cost if I can do it for free. If everything measures out then I'll start figuring out how to do and run the wiring.

 

different rich

 

the other one is in LA

 

you wanna just buy mine? you'll just have to figure out how to securely attact the mesh since the old tabs broke off. im guessing a shitty weld but with that being said all you'd have to do is take the rabs off paint it black add new tabs and your set.

 

Slump buster is a fattie (usually) or ugly girl that you smash to end any dry spells you have or to build confidence.

Different Rich I'm assuming.

 

1. you do realize alcohol has been invented right?

2.established

 

Naw man, thanks. Want to do this myself as I already bought all the material.

 

gotcha