Houston BS Thread

And that's a Pelican that doesn't give a shit what you think! Lol

This is an article from when they changed their name showing how badass Pelicans are
http://deadspin.com/5966336/fuck-you-pelicans-are-awesome-a-defense-of-the-nbas-best-new-team-name

 

Pelicans are indeed awesome and they're almost the size of Cessnas.

However, that mascot does not accurately represent the badassness of the bird.

 

i better win this god damn costume contest or ima look like ernie went fucking crazy

 

Regarding the wheels and tires? That's all I can think of.. gimme an offer

 

Random I know lol

 

The mascot looks like a crackhead. Which is an accurate representation of New Orleans

 

Dick.. that's fucking hideous..

 

i know but its on sale and i didnt even want to dress up because normally i dont but its my sons first halloween so i felt like i should...that and theres a contest at work and so far my competition is female waldo punk skater too too chick and a nerd....i think i got this

 

Kase you figured out your pricing yet?

 

Please please PLEASE tell me that's you

TREE FIDDY

You make a good point here.

 

Shit.

 

it is cross reference the screensaver on the desktop to FB profile pic oh wait....

 

Kase, you might not want to ground your welder where it's wet!

 

[FONT=&quot]WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Men Are Just Happier People -- [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]What do you expect from such simple creatures? [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Your last name stays the same throughout your life. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The garage is all yours. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Wedding plans take care of themselves. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Chocolate is just another snack.. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]You can never be pregnant. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]You can wear NO shirt to a water park. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Car mechanics tell you the truth. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The world is your urinal. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]You never have to drive to another gas station toilet because this one is just too disgusting. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Same work, more pay.. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Wrinkles add character. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Wedding dress $7000....Suit rental- $120. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]One mood all the time. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]A fourteen-day holiday requires only one suitcase. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]You can open all your own jars. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Your underwear is $9.95 for a three-pack. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]You almost never have strap problems in public. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]You are unable to see wrinkles on your face. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Everything on your face stays its original color. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]You only have to shave your face and neck. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]You can play with toys all your life. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]NICKNAMES [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]· If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]· If Mike, Dave and Charlie go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Partner, Buddy and Bro. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]EATING OUT [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and Charlie will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]· When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]MONEY [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]· A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]· A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]BATHROOMS [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]· A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]· The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]ARGUMENTS [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]· A woman has the last word in any argument. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]· Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]FUTURE [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]· A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]· A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]MARRIAGE [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]· A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]· A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]DRESSING UP [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]· A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the kitchen rubbish bin, [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]· A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]NATURAL [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]· Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]· Women somehow deteriorate during the night. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]OFFSPRING [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]· Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]· A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]THOUGHT FOR THE DAY [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing! [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]SO, [/FONT][FONT=&quot]send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]and to the men who will enjoy reading it. [/FONT]

 

These are some freakin badass costumes!

 

nice

bad ass...

 

u-bolts came in gotta order a switch. wiring still up in the air though..

 

full exocage time

 

How much? And lights included right?

 

Fo fiddy