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Houston BS Thread

Discussion in 'Texas' started by wrxRome, Apr 12, 2012.

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  1. Oct 31, 2013 at 7:22 AM
    jbmccul

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    Swiggity swangin' biggity bangin'
  3. Oct 31, 2013 at 7:30 AM
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    richardbui23 That guy

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    i better win this god damn costume contest or ima look like ernie went fucking crazy [​IMG]
     
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    Regarding the wheels and tires? That's all I can think of.. gimme an offer
     
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    Random I know lol
     
  6. Oct 31, 2013 at 7:30 AM
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    The mascot looks like a crackhead. Which is an accurate representation of New Orleans
     
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    Dick.. that's fucking hideous..
     
  8. Oct 31, 2013 at 7:32 AM
    richardbui23

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    i know but its on sale and i didnt even want to dress up because normally i dont but its my sons first halloween so i felt like i should...that and theres a contest at work and so far my competition is female waldo punk skater too too chick and a nerd....i think i got this
     
  9. Oct 31, 2013 at 7:35 AM
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    Kase you figured out your pricing yet?
     
  10. Oct 31, 2013 at 7:35 AM
    Biscuits

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    Swiggity swangin' biggity bangin'
    Please please PLEASE tell me that's you

    TREE FIDDY

    You make a good point here.
     
  11. Oct 31, 2013 at 7:37 AM
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  12. Oct 31, 2013 at 7:38 AM
    richardbui23

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    it is cross reference the screensaver on the desktop to FB profile pic oh wait....
     
  13. Oct 31, 2013 at 7:47 AM
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    Jetlander Just trying to measure up...

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    Kase, you might not want to ground your welder where it's wet!
     
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    [FONT=&quot]WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Men Are Just Happier People -- [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]What do you expect from such simple creatures? [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Your last name stays the same throughout your life. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]The garage is all yours. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Wedding plans take care of themselves. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Chocolate is just another snack.. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]You can never be pregnant. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]You can wear NO shirt to a water park. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Car mechanics tell you the truth. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]The world is your urinal. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]You never have to drive to another gas station toilet because this one is just too disgusting. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Same work, more pay.. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Wrinkles add character. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Wedding dress $7000....Suit rental- $120. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]One mood all the time. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]A fourteen-day holiday requires only one suitcase. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]You can open all your own jars. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Your underwear is $9.95 for a three-pack. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]You almost never have strap problems in public. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]You are unable to see wrinkles on your face. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Everything on your face stays its original color. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]You only have to shave your face and neck. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]You can play with toys all your life. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes. [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]NICKNAMES [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]· If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]· If Mike, Dave and Charlie go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Partner, Buddy and Bro. [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]EATING OUT [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and Charlie will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]· When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.. [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]MONEY [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]· A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]· A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]BATHROOMS [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]· A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]· The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]ARGUMENTS [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]· A woman has the last word in any argument. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]· Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]FUTURE [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]· A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]· A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]MARRIAGE [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]· A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]· A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]DRESSING UP [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]· A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the kitchen rubbish bin, [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]· A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]NATURAL [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]· Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]· Women somehow deteriorate during the night. [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]OFFSPRING [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]· Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]· A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]THOUGHT FOR THE DAY [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing! [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]SO, [/FONT][FONT=&quot]send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]and to the men who will enjoy reading it. [/FONT]
     
  15. Oct 31, 2013 at 7:51 AM
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    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]


    These are some freakin badass costumes!
     
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  16. Oct 31, 2013 at 7:56 AM
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    nice
    bad ass...
     
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  17. Oct 31, 2013 at 8:07 AM
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    u-bolts came in :woot: gotta order a switch. wiring still up in the air though..
     
  18. Oct 31, 2013 at 8:36 AM
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    full exocage time :cool:
     
  19. Oct 31, 2013 at 8:37 AM
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    BulletToothTony You’ll have that on these big jobs.

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    How much? And lights included right?
     
  20. Oct 31, 2013 at 8:41 AM
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    BulletToothTony You’ll have that on these big jobs.

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    Fo fiddy
     
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