Houston BS Thread

fantastic waste of bacon imho. tell her you're taking her to golden corral, then when she finally squeezes through the door to load up on her forklift, lock it behind her, hoping she can't build up ramming speed.

 

Cardio!! That way you can out run them once you get out of thier death grip!

 

The only bad thing with that is the potential to have a pissed off hungry fat woman on a forklift trying to get back inside your house... Normally when I see a fat girl I treat her like a T-Rex. I just stay still and hope they only see movement...

 

What position do you play? I used to play in college. #8 or one of the backs.

I've always wanted to see a cherry picker or a Broderson IC-80 hoist a fat woman (or man) as if they were cattle.

There are ways around that...

 

lol, my sis in law is a five-oh in a certain galveston county police dept, and she is 6'something and probably a solid 350 - i could never get an answer, but 350 is being kind... she has openly admitted to preferring to shoot a perp and doing the paperwork over chasing after them. you should see her at gringos. the manager gets big dollar signs in his eyes when they open the double doors for her.... like old looney tunes style.

 

Coming at you like a big ol Pacwoman. CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP

 

I'm #6 in 15s and #1 in 7s. I'm usually the biggest one on the field in 7s, which is pretty fun - kinda like playing the freshman team when you are varsity.

 

Nail on the head.

 

LOL good analogy. Heading to Philidelphia in November to watch USA vs Maori All Blacks. Can't. Fucking. Wait.

Haha. Ain't that the truth.

 

I missed USA/Ire by a few days. I was sad. I'm totally jealous of you BTW. I always have a blast in Philly.

 

Not meaning to rub salt in a wound, but you missed a hell of a game. We prevented Ireland from any trys and we gave them hell for every inch of pitch. For this young team, that's pretty damn good.

I've only been to Philly for work, so I've never had a chance to do anything or see the city. Any tips and recommendations?

 

Tired of talking about fat chicks!

 

Is that the pretty face of Ms. Big McLargehuge? Y'know how fatties love to angle their pictures or crop their faces to hide the fact that they can consume a half dozen Grand Slams in a single sitting...

 

i watched the highlights on youtube... it's not the same...

don't waste your time trying to find "paddys pub" from it's always sunny in philadlephia. that bar is in LA. during the day try to hit up some of the historical areas, they're all within walking distance around the liberty bell. the wait for the bell might be atrocious though. you can see it from outside through a window. chinatown was pretty fun. avoid the ghettos. and gino's for cheesesteaks. they're worth the effort to find it.

 

10-4 thanks.

I think "avoid the ghettos" is universal lol

One time my boss booked me a hotel that was in the ghetto. Don't remember where it was but I left with haste. I found one near the ballpark instead lol

 

it's on the internet, it's gotta be true.

 

I know how to avoid them like the plague. Gotta know thy enemy.

 

Kase in point

 

generally you can be stumble drunk and since it's a rugby weekend, even moreso, just watch out for the cops and pickpockets.

an army buddy i was in iraq with and i got lost in the ghetto... it might as well have been a wild west scene when the bad guys ride in at high noon. we were legitimately worried about being carjacked and robbed. just two drunk jackasses in a lifted f150.