How did the war start?

First of all, I defy anyone to prove that picture came from Texas.

Secondly, there should be a national law putting weight and age restrictions on the purchase of a thong.

 

I didn't knock Napoleon. I only said I suspected TheMaster doesn't like him.

On the other hand, I compared you to Napoleon. So, I guess I'm guilty as charged.

 

I am a firm believer in that when you get your driver's license which must be renewed every year on it, it would include what you may or may not buy clothing wise.

As things like this just shouldn't happen:

 

i just dont get how he could wear that and not realize that he's making people ill... or maybe he does realize and he's just way past the point of caring

 

Napoleon wishes he were like me. if he were like me not only would he still be alive, but we would all be speaking Napoleonese (he would have re-named the french language after himself and forced us all to speak it.)

 

Man, if someone woulda told me about trained pigs and heat seeking beavers (we ARE talking about the buck-tooth dam builders, right??) I woulda joined this community a long time ago!

 

No, no. You're thinking of wild beavers (which would be a great name for a rock band now that I think about it). The heat-seeking ones have to be specially modified for aerodynamics. Dentists have to fix those buck teeth or they'd never fly straight.

 

Don`t know and don`t care how it all started,I do know the laughs I got from this thread are what keeps me comming back!

 

I may have missed this as I have not been on this forum for a while but wow dude...seriously? I love a good friendly flaming but wow... the sheer genious of this post amazes me...

 

anyone notice the lack of TheMaster? lol.... quick break out the maple syrup and bacon (ham) those damn canadians eh? (i actually had a canadaian friend once and I swear every other word was eh...like she didnt know its a stereo type)

 

Not so soon, Southern Fried Chikin's. I'm back and back with a vengence. New steel toe boots to kick Carolina ass all the way up Mount Olympus. Stupid Alliance!

 

Thank you. I hate that filthy feathered bastard too.

 

OK, I'm a conservative and been monitoring this war effort and feel reinforcements are called for for a quick and decisive victory. So I'm bringing in the NC Marine Brigade

How do I join?

 

Send a PM to tcBob...

 

Dont take it personally since I know GreenBean didn't mean what he said. What he meant is that the Carolina Alliance is stupid. He was a little drunk on Canadian beer and he made a typo.

However, he is totally pissed that with Canada because our beer rocks and their beer sucks.

 

You are only 12 months late. The war ended with a land slide Canadian victory. The Alliance went into hiding and all we saw were white flags, empty beer bottles/cans and passed out Alliance members pretending to playing dead. So, a troop withdrawal was the most logical move .

 

You must be confused , or a flawed intelligence report.

The so called white flags were merely laundry drying.
The so called Alliance members that were passed out were Canadian defectors wishing to join the Alliance - but couldn't hang with their initiation.
And as you said, empty beer bottles/cans about. The Alliance was merely out (not a withdrawal) conducting a beer run

Please keep the light weight defectors up north, as they can't hang

 

Who cares how the war started? For the records, what matters is that Canada won the war! We kicked their ass below the equator and the kicking was so nasty, some of their boys were reported having a bad case of anal discharge (aka diarrhea). We did profit from the sharp rise of Imodium stocks, though. CNN medical correspondent, Sanjay Gupta reported that there is an isolated outbreak of the Bird Flu in the Carolina’s. Since their leader is a bird (turkey), every Canadian was a little worried as to what would become of the annual Thanksgiving meal. The Alliance is still licking their wounds and have organized a meet-and-kiss-ass morale booster sometime this April and probably strategize another weak attack that will go nowhere because they’ll be so drunk even before attendance is taken.

The Alliance defeat was no damaging, that even your current Commander in Chief has decided to go away in shame and you’ll have begun the search for a new Joker. What tickles us Canadians so much is that the best candidates you have thus far are inferior to Grade 3 Canadian bacon, the type we export to the USA because no one wants it here. One dudes name rhymes with someone you’ve been hunting in the Afghan mountains (Osama) since October 2001, is now probably a presidential candidate by the flow of things and the other an old bag that could not cater to the needs of one man but is somehow certain she can meet the demands of the entire US and also lead the free world.

 

Quick start shootin shit up and ask questions later...let's start a war ... or did you not know that was a stereotype...BANG. I had an American friend once, never again...

 

Thank you for the flawed intelligence provided. We sent all expat Americans down there because we can stand them but they are so very loyal. They were undercover and could keep up with you but were merely "playing possum" as you would so eloquently put it. And in Carolina it is called a water run...