How did the war start?

Wow! What a speech. Sounds like you are running for the Democratic Primary (Hilary sound alike). All PORK. "Grade 3"

(Just having fun pushing buttons!)

 

More bad intel. NC is in a drought. NO Water, just beer

 

Thats why you have to run for it...duh...

 

Marine brigade and you don't even know what water tastes like, I here quote the infamous Bugs Bunny "what a marine..."

 

Why yeah, duh..... They don't deliver from the local ABC store . How else can we get refills

 

I do believe the heat-seeking beavers were developed by the Canadian Bacon Brigade, or CBB, if you will. Development and testing began after the ages long and widespread failure of the CGA or Canadian Goose Assault. As for the Beavers in the U.S., I don't know any hotblooded American man that doesn't appreciate a beaver seeking his heat.

 

Oh Snap! Greenbean just got dissed!

yah, i've noticed TheLoser not being around much, its been nice....

Welcome to the Alliance gsm!

 

The Canadian Invasion will prevail again, I thought the CBB was the Carolinan 'billy Brigade. The Canadian Goose Assault is still underway, I bet you can still hear them honking right now, we send them down in the winter just to get under your skin...honk, honk, honk BANG

 

I didn't mean that harshly, just in defence, I was messaged that I may have been misunderstood in my response and would like to clear the air that I didn't mean this ignorantly, so sorry green bean forwhat it is worth, now all seriousness off again as of now...

 

I dont think you have to worry about Americans wanting to be your friend. All Americans are born with a pretty rigid hatred of Canada. All your free healthcare and clean streets and your cowardly politeness.... its exactly what true Americans fight against. especially the politeness.

 

I am not worried. Take your Canadian hatred and double it in reverse, all your money and strength in numbers and mild temperatures. You try being the little fish swimming around the shark waiting for scraps, fucking yankees, sorry about the last one, didn't mean to offend anyone.

 

Hey nd, you the (bird) man. It must take a lot of courage for you to call yourself TheLoser since you'll lost the war to Canada. And I admire your courage and honesty which most Americans are too insecure to display.

You are a good loser and we love you for that. Moral of the story; Dont start an effing war you cant win!

 

Though not an Alliance member, I have no choice but to back their assault on Canada. I still have a scar from a goose attack in my youth. Watch your backs Alliance members, both literally and figuratively, as that is where I have been scarred by that coward of a Canadian goose. Fear not, for a simple closed fisted punch will send that goose crashing to the ground and running in shame.

NOTE TO ANIMAL LOVERS: This was an actual event when I was like ten years old. The punch was in self defense after the goose had attacked me (unprovoked), leaving a dime sized scar on my back. I still have that scar. The goose sustained no permanent injuries.

 

Bull shit. All the American draft dodgers are pretty comfortable here and love Canada. We want the bastards to go back but they keep hanging around like a bad dream, fly the Canadian flag , sing the national anthem better than most of us Canadians and refuse to leave.

 

Canada created the enemy in me. Prior to that attack, I had no beef with Canada. I even enjoyed vacationing there. Not all enemies are born that way. For me, it's personal.

 

HAHA GOOD GOOSE!!

 

Most excellent, one more American that stays south of the border...mission accomplished.

 

Don't get too excited, that goose was a defector. It started staying through the winters....it was gettin it on with one of the locals and got too p-whipped to go home.

 

He's an implant

 

Good one lil' buddy... now run along to first class or you'll be late for third grade again.