How did the war start?

No you don't, just because you think you are god doesn't make it so...

 

i already told you you're not smart enough to be a dolphin. plus i think those stories of dolphins killing sharks are exagerated anyway. They probably just found a dead shark and decided to ram it a few times..... this is turning into a really dumb conversation....

yes huh. see, i win again.

 

What do Canadians and Americans have in common?




They all want to be Canadians......

 

What's the differnece between Americans and god?



God doens't walk around thinking he is an American

 

You started it...

 

you continued it...

 

And trade a republic for no rights? I don`t think so.
Without the U.S. Navy and the U.S. Coast Guard you cannot even patrol your own waters. Which is pretty important.

 

Why patrol our waters when you are doing it for us? Just kidding, some have the thought that if you aren't aggressive, the need for strong defence is not required.

 

good point. i think you guys should keep your defenses down. that way when America is too overrun with illegal immigrants, or under water from global warming, we can just waltz accross your border and make ourselves at home in your back yard

 

Hold on a sec couchie.....I happen to know that our border patrol folks are extremely particular about people Waltzing across our borders.As a matter of fact,waltzing is a sure sign that you're up to no good.Might I suggest something along the jitterbug or fox-trot lines....Even a Tango or a Cotton-eyed Joe wouldn't raise any red flags with our people,but under no circumstances Waltz.

Actually,you and danusa engaged in a hearty Can-can would guarantee entry and probably instant citizenship......

Just looking out for your best interest my man.....Oh and let me know when you're on your way and I'll leave the back light on.

 

Part of me wants to come up with a smart ass comment but the other part of me wants to just sit back and admire the extreme smart assness of your comment. Let me just say.... that was pretty funny....

 

Uh,Thank yuh,...thank yuh very much...........(With apologies to the King).

 

That's French thinking for you.

Why are there trees planted on both sides of the roads in France?


So the invading armys can march in the shade!

 

That's a mental image I did NOT need!

 

You already do anyway, what would be different, for that matter, is this not how you treat the rest of the world already as well, as your oyster...?

 

Being in Rhode Island means you are closer to france than I am, calling me french is like me calling you spanish because some people in your country speak spanish, don't make blind statements just to set-up a useless overused joke, at least say why are trees planted on both sides of the road in Canada...

Speaking of Rhode Island (note the segue), you are no more part of the US than we are...

 

Lol!

 

But I love that joke and it wouldn't work setting it in Canada because Canada wasn't subject to invasion on a regular basis! Actually my family is French Canadian. My Grandparents moved to the US in the 40's.

As for the Spanish thing you're closer than you know, if you walk into some of the stores around here and it's like passing thru a portal into mexico.... Nice map!