How do I turn on the Tacoma?

I got in my truck and didn't know how to turn it on? I really need it on so i can go places in it. Thanks!

 

What the fuck? If you can't start it, you shouldn't attempt to drive it.

 

Turn on the muffler bearing before, or you'll cause engine damage.

 

Probably low on blinker fluid, Thatll keep it from starting

 

Key > Ignition > Rotate

 

Mine will only start with a left handed key

 

i've got this unicorn sticker on my tailgate
how do i get it off?!?!

 

Strip for it. When it starts throwing Bens you know you got it real turned on.

 

You should rub it in the rear, maybe a little lick behing the rear view mirror - that always turns my Tacoma on - or where some sexy lingerie?

 

Just give up.

 

ooooo my tacoma likes it when i tickle her muff...ler, that really turns it on

 

hit it with a bat at least 100 times if that doesnt work try diesel fuel

 

Dick in a tail pipe didn't last 2 minutes lol.

Beavis how could you!

 

Whatttttt..........
You are joking right?

 

you might need to blow into the ignition interlock system to check to make sure you haven't been drinking.

 

Put down the pipe, and take a nap.

 

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, B, A.....
works every time. And flames will come out of the exhaust when you shift gears, and the headlights will have traffic lazers.

 

Wha???

Why the fuck did I just reply to this thread? Oh... to up my post count

 

Dinner and a Movie