How do you wipe...???

A man walked into a bar with his pet monkey. The bartender said, "You can't bring that monkey in here!" The man said, "Don't worry, he won't cause any trouble."

Within seconds the monkey jumped on the pool table and swallowed the cue ball. The bartender yelled, "Hey, he just ate my cue ball. No one can play pool anymore! Get out!"

The man left but came back one week later with his monkey. He apologized to the bartender and promised no more trouble. The bartender let him and the monkey stay.

Later that night, the monkey walked over to a bowl of grapes, put one in his ass, and then ate it. The bartender said, "That's disgusting! Why did he do that!"

The man said, "Since he swallowed the cue ball, he sizes everything up before he eats it."

 

there was another thread about wearing your shoes in the house, and somebody commented & said what are we gonna do next a wipe your butt thread,so i posted one

 

I get big ass tires on a little truck with no rubbing

 

as a man...North to south. I hear women go south to north.

CAN YOU GUESS WHY??

 

So they don't drag shit into their cooter and get an infection.

Guys like a lil squishy on the taint.

As for the hairy soap, all you have to do is use the soap again and the hair will work it's way loose ya lazy bastards.

 

i use the soap over and over,now it looks like i have a badger in the soap dish

 

Nice looking truck Del, not as nice as your Taco, it was the tits but very nice none the less.

 

bodylift?

 

Same bar just use different sides.

 

wtf kind of thread is this.






I approve.

 

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