How many of you have managed to have gotten "in trouble" on TW?

THIS!!! I used to just walk right in and sit down on one. Not anymore!! Where the hell were you when I needed you?

 

Learning the same lesson in the next stall.

 

Thats some nice looking country right there..

 

Who sits down in a urinal?
You guys are weird.

https://youtu.be/28vEFPAmGwU

 

Jokes on you. I don't use the urinal. I prefer the living room, senile pet style.

 

Urinal?

 

That's the plastic drink bottle that the hospital gives to patients as a "thank you for staying with us" gift.

It's ok. Holds more water than I can drink in a day, but the lid is a little flimsy.

 

That’s what I thought. The porcelain ones in the men’s rooms are for poop but everyone goes number one in them by mistake. Did you ever see what the pee does to the paint on the dividers? You’re supposed to pee in the water so it doesn’t splash. It’s like everyone became Polish all of a sudden.

 

Yeah. A urinal.
I’ve cleaned tobacco, cigarette butts, and chewing gum out of them.

It takes a lot to get me worked up.
If you shit in a urinal, you need your ass kicked.

 

Stay out of my men’s room, weirdo.

 

What about the urinal cakes? One of the maxims is "you are what you eat"

 

Fortunately for us native Okies our ticks are trained to only feed on Texans.

OK sucks. It's all desert and red dirt.

 

Hope all you trouble makes are having a good Saturday. If you haven’t been in trouble yet, the days still young.

 

I bought some new soap.

 

I bought a bunch of area rugs for the house and a set of seat jackers for the truck.




Animals approve. I'm wondering what the hell I'm doing purchasing fucking rugs.

 

I didn’t fall off the ladder and into the power lines. I guess the job was successful

 

It's that a Ridgeline peeking out from the carport?

I have bad news. You fell into the power lines. Welcome to hell. Your eternal damnation is to be the bearer of a Ridgeline amongst a sea of Tacomas.

 

Just means he’s eligible for mod-ship