How much lift until my PP gets small?

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for a friend

 

Definitely the 6” DB lift reduces PP size significantly.

 

you can't be really cool, but you can loose weight (or some people can), take HCG, get hair plugs, and get a penile implant for your little PP,,,,, but remember the first part; Nothing,,,,nothing will make you really cool, you are just not.

 

All those commas are making me think you might be Taco Critter in disguise…

 

you can try to deflect and hide the fact the OP has a little PP by critiquing my punction but that won't distract most maybe you but heck of try my friend carry on sent without punctuation as to not offend the those who don't identify as punction-ally correct

 

Stock; its too late..

 

Damnit you caught me!

 

I had to lower my truck due to my ginormous PP…

 

Man I miss that guy

 

I mean, how else you supposed to lift that sucker up there, am i right??

 

Every +1” in truck= -1” in the pants. And yes you can go negative

 

If you already drag a third track in the snow, then lift away! Otherwise you and your micro crank can get the hell out of here!

 

Get a vanity plate put your size on it 14" long x 4" wide.

 

Same

 

I was thinking about getting hair plugs, not because I want hair on my head, but I want to get rid of the excess hair on my neck.

 

Is that why it's recommended to stay under 3.5" of lift so our outties don't turn into innies?

 

I think a 2" lift is a good common ground... if you still feel inadequate go for girth with wider tires.

 

This thread is already gold! If you own Taco and are male, your lucky your PP even works due the that ball crushing seat bolster height while sliding into the truck.

 

Can't give small pp advice but i rub plexaderm on the sacks it draws them up so I don't sit on them