How to introduce yourself to female

Doesnt work love it how they match though

 

ask her if she wants to go out for pizza & sex........

IF she slaps you..... ask "What's wrong, you don't like pizza"


if she doesnt... you're in

 

So in order to approach a slut, one must be.....a dick?

 

Only logical

 

ONLY
LOGICAL...



I'd ask her if she's willing to make $20 the hard way

 

wow you are a puss puss

 

I would love to see the outtakes from the original filming.

 

Walk up and say, "just call me milk, because I want to do that body good"

 

You can use one of my favorite chauvinistic pick-up lines....

"Hey, I may not be the most "attractive" guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you"

"How do you like your eggs? Fertilized?!?!"

"Looks like somebody needs an _______ (oral, anal, vaginal) injection of Dr. ________'s (insert your last name here) Penis-illin!"

 

that's prob on TW underground......buried deep where no one should find it

 

dos equis

 

x2

 

Do the girls on here not count? Haha

 

Dear Lord do I feel old. When I was in my 20s it was simple, you saw a girl that you would like to talk to, walked up to her and introduced yourself. Spark up a conversation, ask her what she likes and go from there. Hell these days it seems like you meet on the internet, chat via text, then ask a girl out that way. Seems detached and impersonal.

 

1. Buy a V-neck
2. get a fresh hair cut
3. Get a tan perferably spray on
4. Go to the gym and lift and make angry noises

All you have to do after that is just stand there and they will flock to you.
Listen to this dude. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joWz9oe6yQY

 

That's still how it works for the most part. I really can't see asking a girl out via text working.

 

But note that the "tap that" thread is an exception.