How to introduce yourself to female

Pull up in a Tacoma? Make sure it's 4x4.

 

Show her your Tacoma! Chicks love Tacos haha jk, just be yourself don't try to over impress, you don't want a chick falling for someone your really not.

 

Hope on the rocks.

 

Thanks guys and I do have a 4x4 tacoma

 

i think ive heard that too

thats new hahaha

 

do this...

http://youtu.be/1mRM1VwUiYA

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

 

Are you looking to go out with just you and her?

If not say 'My friends and I are going to do xyz come along if you want'

 

"..if you were a booger, i'd pick you first".

 

Do these pants make my dick look big?

 

I used "would you like to skate", of course that was 40 years ago and I was 17 at the time, but it did work I have two kids and a grandson on the way!

 

I once yelled out "I'd pee in yer butt" to a couple of gals, and my best friend knocked up the ugly one. I dated good lookin'n one for a short while. The most effective pick up line ever

 

Do you have a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

 

just got to ask her... if she says no, you arent having any less sex with her.

 

Watching "Wipeout" ?

 

How about a line from Peter Griffin... "Im gonna wreck you so hard you'll look like an exploded hot pocket."

 

"Nice shoes, wanna f*#k" is also a good one. It reslly breaks the ice

 

I grabbed a dude who stole a shot from a shot girl at a bar (off duty), and a girl close by was like hmmm he's a dick. Then I asked the girl (not the shot girl) wanted a beer, she said no, I said good, cuz you'd have to buy it anyway...and here we are, 3 months later.