How to introduce yourself to female

The hobby is great I will try that

 

I've got this. Been married 7 times, number 8 coming up. Don't do the normal thing that every other guy does when approaching a chick. It's sooooooo boring. Like, "Can I buy you a drink?" The frist thing you do is COMPLIMENT her and then retreat. This grabs her attention, and believe me, chicks like attention, lots of attention. Don't act like you're desperate. Chicks can sense that. I have used lines like "What color panties are you wearing ?". Or, "Would you like to take a shower with me?" Even, "You-me, Vegas, now" has worked. But you gotta be prepared to act, like now. And don't worry if you don't get laid, there's plenty of time left, I mean come on, you're freakin' 22, right ?

 

approach her and say

"I'm so glad I jerked off before coming out here tonight...It confirms that my attraction to you is because you are indeed really hot..It's not driven by some insatiable need to fuck any old hag..."

 

Unzip your pants, take your dick out, put your dick on your wrist, ask the girl to look at your "watch" you'll sure get some ladies like that...

In all seriousness, small talk works. You have to approach them, but don't be creepy about it.

 

go meet her family, i always like to whip out my pecker, slap it on the table look her dad, husband boyfriend ect... straight in the eyes and say, the fuck you gonna do bout it...ladies panties will be creamed and you get all the guys respect

 

this thread... Awesome. Also some good advice in here.

 

to both of these...im sitting here in a building on campus laughing...people sitting next to me probably think im an idiot

 

This thread is hilarious and I liked the practical advice but you just can't help but put funny crap on here

 

Compliment her...."Nice shoes, let's f%$!"

 

Walk up and ask her " Do you poop?" If she says no, she's a liar.

 

We have a thread for getting out of the friend zone

http://www.tacomaworld.com/forum/of...sk-if-her-if-you-can-tap-173.html#post6485706

 

Thanks and I'm not looking to get laid right now that's later on

 

It doesnt have to happen right away but you said your stuck in the friend zone, the reason is because your not clear about being more than friends

 

Just because they're into that doesn't mean they like it. Besides, if he's after chicks like that, I have no help for him. I like women, not bro hoes.

 

Tell her, "You must be a jet, cuz I'd love to be in your cockpit."

 

Walk up to her and sing Call Me Maybe, I should definitely try this.

 

Then you will be knocked into the friend zone... Once you are put in the "friend" zone there is no way to get out.

 

Tried that, doesn't work. She just laughed it off and continued to treat me like a normal friend.

 

If shes like that take her to the mall and be like Bitch, gimmie a chicken sammwich, with waffle fries, maybe a dr pepper or coke or sumhum. FOR FREE!

 

When I was single I would just booze it up and go to town!