How to introduce yourself to female

This is true I still do, now my wife picks me up though. Kinda nice havin a sure thing haha!

 

Yes, yes it is nice....especially when she's good...at everything.

 

This is true...

 

Ok, dude, look, I talked to management and we'll give you a Mulligan for the "call me maybe", thing, some of the Men wanted to pull you Man Card on the spot, just yank your ass, pull your card and escort you off the premises but I intervened on your behalf. I'm sticking my neck out for ya kid, don't do it again OK?

 

Hey guyz, you're missing the point here, notice the word 'friend' also contains the word END!
As in:
Time to go
Make like a tree
Gotta go feed my dog, cat canary whatever
Need to work on my truck
Another grandmother died (yes I know it,s the fifth one)
Adifuckingos
Sayofuckinara

 

Thanks for lookin out for me man

 

you Ruka Ruka or somethin

 

Haha I have gotten the advice I need and now this thread is just plain hilarious now

 

I'm in the same boat as you pal, haven't been on a date in like 2 years lol and that one I asked through text messaging not face to face haha

 

Best pickup line I have ever heard was Senior year in HS. We had just finished the varsity guys race and nobody wanted to watch the girls run because they are slow and boring. so we walked into this convenience store and one of our guys left his sunglasses on, kinda his thing, even in the rain like it was on this day. Go to the checkout line and the girl behind the counter asks him why he is wearing his sunglasses. He looks her dead in the eye and says because if he took them off she would get lost in his eyes. Dropped a 5 on the counter and walked out without another word.Very James Bond like

 

Ask, "Wanna see it?"

 

Nice shoes wanna fuck?

 

The store I went in, the Gal told me to come back again to look at the pretty things. I told I would and that I'd also have a look at the nice merchandise in it too.

 

never ask through text... Never.

 

The tape and zip ties is a little extreme

 

thats when you just gotta cut all ties. What do you have to lose a friendship...... be honest with yourself, because you already know that starting a new friendship wasn’t your intention when you started to talk and hangout.

this isnt only directed to you hahah just sharing my experiences out in that coldd, colddd dating world

 

Youtube "Unforgivable"

 

Is your snatch a mirror, because I can see myself in it!

 

If you wanna go all out man, here is what you do:

Roll up in you taco naked, and stare her deep in the eyes while you rub yourself with bacon. Sprinkle your schlong with some bacon bits too. You will most likely want some bacon lube in the back for when she crawls into your window faster than any nascar driver and lands herself in your lap.

Or she might collapse and die from the uncontrollable megagasm she has when she sees you.